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Here's something I learned during FIFA World Cup 2014:
I like football/soccer more than I like some of my friends. When they complain every day for a month all over Facebook about how evil soccer is, then we stop being friends, because that's a totally douchebag move to attack people's beloved summertime sport since we all know there are no redeeming qualities about the summer..... AT ALL.
Summer is hell. It's hot. It's sunny. No one can breathe. No one can move. You're angry. I'm angry.
But at least there's football.
So shut up about it already. I GET IT, the world is horrible, people are being displaced, corporations ruin everything, why don't we whine about it instead of accomplishing anything real and make everyone else who's totally overheating in this godforsaken summer wasteland miserable too by flooding their social media sites with complaints about soccer! SURELY then you'll feel better you douchey douche mc-doucher. No one likes you. Piss off.
In the mean time. This World Cup has been amazing! Right??! Germany blitzkrieged the life out of Brazil 7-1? First they sent them Nazi war criminals, then they sent them annihilation? Hoooo it burns, I can feel it from here in godforsaken Montana, the virulent libertarian fortress that epitomizes the true hellishness a summer can be because it's eight thousand degrees and there is no weather and no trees. When they say Big Sky, they're referring to the incessant vertigo you experience from the completely anchorless atmosphere. This shit is endless!!!!!!!
All right well I guess that's all.
I know this is poorly written. I'm overheating. Shut up.
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